1 00:00:04,365 --> 00:00:09,697 Who was good at the doctor? Who was cute at the doctor's? 2 00:00:09,774 --> 00:00:12,689 And who got it cute doctor's number? 3 00:00:14,442 --> 00:00:17,703 Nice bird... 4 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:25,099 There is a rent meeting in five minutes. I don't want a lot of cackle. 5 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:28,437 And the bird has to go out too. 6 00:00:28,513 --> 00:00:32,426 I'm not too happy with the tie either. 7 00:00:32,503 --> 00:00:37,413 Then we go, Guapo. - You talk good, Will. 8 00:00:41,012 --> 00:00:45,769 A little advice, Grace… Discreet makeup is never wrong. 9 00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:55,955 I just wanted a cozy one evening at home for myself. 10 00:00:56,232 --> 00:01:01,406 I light a fire, and suddenly the whole apartment is full of smoke. 11 00:01:01,581 --> 00:01:07,527 Did you check the damper? Did you use dry wood? Do you know that the flue is sealed? 12 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:13,859 No! Why is it sealed? 13 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:19,882 It was too expensive to renovate the fireplaces. Some work, others... 14 00:01:20,358 --> 00:01:24,847 -How come yours works? - I sleep with the chairman. 15 00:01:25,523 --> 00:01:30,204 - You are the chairman! - I am soft, but hard when necessary. 16 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:37,328 You have to do something. How do I get one romantic atmosphere without a fire? 17 00:01:37,456 --> 00:01:40,070 Smoke in bed. 18 00:01:40,227 --> 00:01:44,351 I have a meeting. Our discussion is ready - just like your fireplace. 19 00:01:46,581 --> 00:01:50,273 Why have we finished discussing? 20 00:01:50,433 --> 00:01:53,119 To. 21 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,648 -It's not enough. -Okay - because. 22 00:01:57,761 --> 00:02:02,057 - It's unfair. - That's life. Become an adult. 23 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:09,781 - Did you say I was going to grow up? -Yes, then you will understand. 24 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:18,243 -What are you doing? - I am a tenant with problems. 25 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,909 You are a tenant with lots of problems. 26 00:02:35,886 --> 00:02:39,070 Who are for? And against? 27 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:43,860 Decided. No bare upper bodies in the laundry room. 28 00:02:43,936 --> 00:02:47,696 I don't understand why... It's pure baking! 29 00:02:47,772 --> 00:02:49,460 Mr Zamir! 30 00:02:57,650 --> 00:03:02,944 The carpets will be washed next week, new light bulbs in the stairwell... 31 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,093 Something else? 32 00:03:05,169 --> 00:03:09,888 -Yes? Mrs. Pressman? - My umbrella has been stolen. 33 00:03:09,964 --> 00:03:17,138 Is it the same umbrella as us have discussed three times before? 34 00:03:19,215 --> 00:03:23,125 It is very similar to that which Tim Kaiser in number 12B has. 35 00:03:24,624 --> 00:03:29,820 It is noted. Anything more? Then the meeting is over. 36 00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:34,710 Hello! I have had the hand up for an hour. I wither away. 37 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:41,314 Thanks. I'm Grace Adler in 9A. I want to bring up the fireplaces. 38 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:47,068 Some work and some don't. I want them all to work. 39 00:03:47,545 --> 00:03:50,890 - I thought none worked. - It's wrong. 40 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:58,125 Some of them work, the rest are sealed. 41 00:03:58,242 --> 00:04:00,679 Do any of them work? 42 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:12,109 -Some work, others don't. -He won't let me fire. 43 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:17,365 Do you want it warm, set your mother on fire! 44 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:22,645 - I would like a stove. -Where are we going to get firewood? 45 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:27,070 Now see what you have set in motion. - Good people...! 46 00:04:27,243 --> 00:04:32,537 We could have renovated them, though then maintenance costs would have risen. 47 00:04:32,614 --> 00:04:35,798 I assumed that you didn't want it. 48 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:41,773 Interesting that he came up with that, after his fireplace was renovated. 49 00:04:41,976 --> 00:04:44,163 Thanks for that! 50 00:04:46,267 --> 00:04:50,832 We voted through to renovate the floor in the rise. 51 00:04:50,909 --> 00:04:56,242 That's what we decided. Believe me, it was what you wanted. The meeting is closed. 52 00:04:56,573 --> 00:05:03,929 Slow down on the slopes! Sit down... Sit. His! 53 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:08,484 Mr Zamir! 54 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,453 Do you notice how arrogant he is? He is not a chairman. 55 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:28,304 He acts more like a king. Or in his case… 56 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:30,881 They get it, Grace. 57 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:39,699 -Not everyone can have fireplaces. - Now he's doing it again. 58 00:05:39,776 --> 00:05:42,883 -Everyone wants to go home. - We're not done. 59 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:49,398 Well then. Next is the election of the chairman week. I don't have an opponent... 60 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,051 -so it doesn't matter whether you cruise or not. Good night. 61 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:56,542 Not in such a hurry. Hello... Hello! 62 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:04,976 To your surprise, you will discover one more name on the ballot. 63 00:06:09,621 --> 00:06:13,879 My! I stand as chairman. 64 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:24,384 Sit still... We try some accessories. 65 00:06:24,461 --> 00:06:29,026 You are very "street". You're like "Notorious D-O-G". 66 00:06:29,503 --> 00:06:33,569 I'm a cold-nosed guy Sniff my butt, and we'll have our cuddle 67 00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:36,408 Say hello to the pillow. 68 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:42,088 Keep the dog away from the bed. I don't want to make a bed again. 69 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:47,360 Marriage is about about compromise and compassion. 70 00:06:47,437 --> 00:06:50,774 You can choose something. 71 00:06:51,651 --> 00:06:55,947 Rapping dogs, mysterious boys who calls in the middle of the night... 72 00:06:56,024 --> 00:07:00,596 When I asked the Madonna for a husband, maybe i should have been clearer. 73 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:05,292 Do you also pray to Madonna? 74 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:11,410 We need to talk, Jack. It's a thing... - Is that you? 75 00:07:11,486 --> 00:07:17,778 If I understood our roles correctly, then you should clean and I should drink. 76 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:22,989 Booze at ten in the morning... We have a word for people like you. 77 00:07:23,466 --> 00:07:29,143 We have that here too - boss. Do as I say! 78 00:07:32,714 --> 00:07:36,013 Sit down, I want to talk to you. 79 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:42,573 Listen... Sometimes it happens good people out for boring things- 80 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:48,713 -and sometimes do you encounter boring things. 81 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:54,615 -I don't understand. -Dirty, the bird is gone. 82 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:57,761 Guapo? Has something happened to Guapo? 83 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:05,050 I opened the window to gas ate a person with really ugly pants. 84 00:08:07,852 --> 00:08:11,727 Before I could roar "stupid" so the bird was out. 85 00:08:11,804 --> 00:08:15,862 You mean... Dear someone! 86 00:08:17,637 --> 00:08:21,205 That bird was my everything. 87 00:08:21,282 --> 00:08:25,893 When Steve dumped me, so Guapo stood up for me. 88 00:08:26,051 --> 00:08:29,580 When Raul broke up with me, so Guapo stood up. 89 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:36,471 Mike, Dan, Tom... Guapo, Guapo, Guapo. 90 00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:44,573 - Set up, set up, set up. -Honey! What can I do? 91 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:48,354 -Do you want a new bird? -No! How can you ask something like that? 92 00:08:48,485 --> 00:08:54,278 Had you looked up a racist with unsweetened candy if my grandmother died? 93 00:08:58,385 --> 00:09:02,183 Hardly. Guapo was my darling. 94 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:06,354 - Oh, Jack... -Leave me alone! 95 00:09:06,581 --> 00:09:10,379 When I'm depressed does it help to shop. 96 00:09:10,455 --> 00:09:14,424 - We do! We're going to Barney's! -Don't want to. It doesn't help. 97 00:09:14,508 --> 00:09:17,432 - We ignore the sale items. -I don't know... 98 00:09:19,021 --> 00:09:23,164 -You can kiss me hard in the elevator. -Okay, but only one hour. 99 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:28,405 Look... Dry the tears, and I will give the driver a B12 syringe. 100 00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:35,733 When we're out anyway maybe I'll buy you a new Rolex! 101 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,979 Coming! 102 00:09:44,029 --> 00:09:47,942 Wait! Hold the elevator! 103 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:50,935 Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch... 104 00:09:56,922 --> 00:09:59,760 "Vote for Grace, win your race." 105 00:09:59,837 --> 00:10:04,134 Shouldn't it say, "Vote for Grace, she wants to make out in front of her stove." 106 00:10:06,115 --> 00:10:10,258 I've let go of the fireplace thing. 107 00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:14,260 You are arrogant. Someone must push you down a notch. 108 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:20,533 And would you succeed in that? Allow me to laugh in French! 109 00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:30,441 - You can't win every time. -Not? I have always done that. 110 00:10:30,518 --> 00:10:34,392 Sorry, but I saw how you enjoyed the first time. 111 00:10:37,954 --> 00:10:40,987 You laugh, Gérard Depardumskalle. 112 00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:48,328 When the votes are counted, it will come the person who laughs last to be- 113 00:10:48,805 --> 00:10:55,173 -he who laughs last. Don't pretend like it doesn't add up. 114 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:59,982 I don't want to go on like this you. The tenants love me. 115 00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:03,760 Face it, you don't stand a chance. - Hello, Mrs. Pressman. 116 00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:09,659 Pinch again! I vote for Grace. She told that you stole my fruit. 117 00:11:12,219 --> 00:11:17,168 I took a Japanese pear! You weren't at home. 118 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:21,234 You are a thief! I vote for Grace. 119 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,495 Nice of you to blackmail me... 120 00:11:26,596 --> 00:11:29,370 She asked what time it was, and it came up. 121 00:11:30,175 --> 00:11:34,701 -Your tactics are pitiful. - Everything is permitted in war and love. 122 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:48,824 That shopping trip Did it help the mood? 123 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:54,852 I saw you smile when I got the assistant fired. 124 00:11:56,630 --> 00:12:02,077 "But I'm a single mother of six!" I saw enough of you, you scoundrel! 125 00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:11,018 Look at Guapo's cage. It's so empty. Just like my heart. 126 00:12:12,495 --> 00:12:18,057 Chin up. Talking tomorrow we travel. Do you like Greek? 127 00:12:18,134 --> 00:12:21,588 Of course you like Greek... We'll probably figure something out. 128 00:12:26,574 --> 00:12:32,405 I live in a material world, living in a material world 129 00:12:32,481 --> 00:12:35,052 And I am a material… 130 00:12:38,438 --> 00:12:45,305 You again? Jeez, I'm Tippi Hedren. Out with you! Shas... 131 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:49,502 Shas...schor...shoes. 132 00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:56,002 I can buy that tomorrow. I am fond of the new Gucci sandals. 133 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:03,573 What am I saying? You are mine Guapo - my darling. Come on, Guapo. 134 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:06,754 Yes... Guapotito. 135 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:12,739 Should I dump my sweetheart for a $10,000 watch? 136 00:13:29,278 --> 00:13:34,418 The wardrobe is not so bad. Will stayed there for 20 years. 137 00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:44,362 - Lemon cake, Mrs. Carr? -Go ahead, a flashlight! 138 00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:48,760 - It's good. Vote for me! -Vote for the experience! 139 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:57,909 I didn't think you were nervous, Frenchie... 140 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,392 Mr. French for you. 141 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:11,143 -My eye... - Gracie? How about you? 142 00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:28,323 Nice shoes, nice shoes... What are the nice Prada slippers? 143 00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:31,886 - Is that you? Yes, it is! - It feels wrong. 144 00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:34,495 Guapo! 145 00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:38,510 I have a guilty conscience over the past few days. 146 00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:43,838 As if one could replace one beloved animal with silly gifts. 147 00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:46,704 They are not stupid - they help. 148 00:14:47,181 --> 00:14:52,513 No, that's wrong. It's an insult. 149 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:58,315 There is only one thing I can give you which is worth something. 150 00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:03,978 -Your love...? -A boat! 151 00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,650 I am at a loss for words! 152 00:15:06,726 --> 00:15:11,377 "Thanks for the boat with mahogany decks, cruise speed of 40 knots"- 153 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:15,792 -"and a lot of gay sailors." 154 00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:23,616 It is a dream for every ten men! 155 00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:35,196 I have never... There is no one who has ever... 156 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:39,240 I can't resist anymore! I've been lying all along. 157 00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:44,035 -I know. -Guapo is in the closet... You know? 158 00:15:45,096 --> 00:15:51,847 Naive Jack... Do you think this exists any corner that is not video monitored? 159 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:59,185 There, there, there...and there. 160 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:04,940 -What should I say? -Say hi to Stan. 161 00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:11,596 Hello, Mr. Walker. - Here you get the keys back. 162 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:16,143 Keep them, they are for Grace's office. Take what you want. 163 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,777 I'm so ashamed. I'm really sorry. 164 00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:29,182 Part of me is angry, but some is proud - the rest is just on the lyre! 165 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:35,982 Wait a little. All cameras, does that mean you've seen...? 166 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:39,502 Yes, the friend. Cheers... 167 00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:51,167 "L" stands for Loyalty. That's what Grace Adler stands for. 168 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:59,815 "E" stands for "no bad smell in the El lift". 169 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:09,526 -"R" - responsible. So... -Wake up, now comes the final clamp. 170 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:15,690 Pick a winner. Choose change - choose me. 171 00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:20,229 Choose, choose, choose... 172 00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:28,963 Change is bad. Vote for me. 173 00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:35,392 Well then, folks. Fill in the ballots. 174 00:17:41,341 --> 00:17:44,640 -Nice artwork... -What are you fussing about? 175 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:50,088 My poster. Blackened teeth, moustache, horn, arrow through head. 176 00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:53,863 Very ripe... 177 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:58,096 -What is it? - I just blackened my teeth. 178 00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:08,183 -You are afraid of losing. -Have another lemon cake... 179 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:12,044 -Flashlight liars. - You're dizzy. 180 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:18,081 When all the votes are counted, so Grace has got 18 votes... 181 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:21,160 -...and Will 18. - No! 182 00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:29,745 What's wrong with you guys?! I had buttons, posters and home baked goods. 183 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:36,627 - It's only 36. Who hasn't voted? - I haven't voted. 184 00:18:36,754 --> 00:18:39,439 You certainly have. 185 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:46,352 I forgot to count Mr. Munitz. He is in for a hernia operation. 186 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:51,026 What do we do now? Is anyone else hot? 187 00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:53,662 Mr Zamir! 188 00:18:58,282 --> 00:19:02,534 - We have to wait until he gets home. -I guess so. 189 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:09,599 Pretend to be his daughter… It is low. 190 00:19:09,676 --> 00:19:13,819 Rabbi Truman... I see you found him. 191 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:21,729 Mr. Munitz? It's Grace Adler. I am standing in the presidential election. 192 00:19:21,938 --> 00:19:26,667 Why? Good question. "R" stands for "Renovation of the vestibule". 193 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:32,885 "A" stands for "Amateur". He is unconscious and does not want to hear. 194 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:37,229 I have done a good job for four years. Shake my hand if you agree. 195 00:19:39,173 --> 00:19:45,221 He wakes up... Mr. Munitz? Hello! You look really energetic. 196 00:19:45,343 --> 00:19:51,596 We miss your voice. Will, who has served you faithfully for four years- 197 00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:55,917 -or Grace, who blames you because of the stench in the elevator? 198 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,502 It's not right, the man is sedated. 199 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:03,276 -I like Grace. -Yes! 200 00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:06,461 I win, you lose. I win, I win - you lose. 201 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,971 You lose, I win. 202 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,700 Second verse: I win, you lose. 203 00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,518 -Okay! -You lose... 204 00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:19,468 Busy cheerleaders... 205 00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:27,159 - I admit defeat. -You lost. You lost! 206 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:33,964 -I love losers. How does it feel? -Not so good. 207 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:42,190 -The arrogant has fallen. - Think what I'm missing out on. 208 00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:46,159 To get up at 05.00 tomorrow to let in the gas guy. 209 00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:50,690 And the meeting with the building inspector who loves garlic. 210 00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:57,721 Or to take care of all the thousands complaints from 36 tenants. 211 00:20:58,331 --> 00:21:01,208 - That doesn't sound like much fun. - It's not. 212 00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:06,003 The more I think about it, the more the loss feels like a win. 213 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:12,432 Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson. 214 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:23,979 Silence, silence... Silence!! 215 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:32,535 Now we take a deep breath- 216 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:37,339 -and then you speak one at a time.